Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
soo... how was my night?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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