I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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