I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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