omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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