How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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