Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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