Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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