Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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