How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
a search helicopter?!
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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