at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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