I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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