So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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