How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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