I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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