they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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