Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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