shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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