There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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