If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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