On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."