At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.