love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
