So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Watching her eat just hurts me
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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