is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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