i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I want a musical about memes.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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