she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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