This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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