my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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