i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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