They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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