I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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