chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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