How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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