Can Purell be used as lube?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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