Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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