ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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