wanna go halves on a baby?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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