Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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