I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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