im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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