In the future we'll all be gay
Soap is not a condiment
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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