I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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