Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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