just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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