Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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