so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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