btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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