We're like a lot better than the average bears
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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