In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My boob is missing a layer of skin
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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