can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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