he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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