he wants to bone in the snuggie
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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