Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We left an ass print on the piano.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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